tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349201.post5125741789942442391..comments2024-03-07T16:15:57.785-05:00Comments on Sassafras Mama: Five Reasons I'll Never Rule the WorldStacyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08653276232520202151noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349201.post-21179824106962263302009-01-23T18:16:00.000-05:002009-01-23T18:16:00.000-05:002. I cannot use the flame thrower to light candles...2. I cannot use the flame thrower to light candles or the outdoor grill. Sometimes I meet with success but, honestly, if I need to light something, I'm better off with a match. It's a hand coordination problem. No wonder I never beat JT at the Wii.<BR/><BR/>This is Jersey, with a flamethrower, you would also qualify for a henchperson.Shark Butthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15961409131914986824noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349201.post-16508753660028960442009-01-23T12:37:00.000-05:002009-01-23T12:37:00.000-05:00Maybe if those who actually do rule the world took...Maybe if those who actually do rule the world took the time to consider some of these issues we would have a healthier happier planet?JAXTERhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05703081400478334101noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26349201.post-26339946046119139122009-01-23T10:54:00.000-05:002009-01-23T10:54:00.000-05:00I bet men consider none of these things. Women ar...I bet men consider none of these things. Women are so hard on themselves and each other. When we were kids, our moms had to make homemade cookies because corporate cookies didn't exist. Women care more about their appearance (hence the ponytail issue and the matching undies) because we are judged more on our appearance. Plus, who doesn't like to have their undies and bra match?? I bet Gloria Steinem has matched sets! ;)Nicholehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02399161150948139664noreply@blogger.com