Real Life Conversations with KO, part I

S: I'm grumpy because I can't find a babysitter with a car for the weekend.

KO: Why does your sitter have to drive?

S: Otherwise, I have to get home before the kid falls asleep.

KO: Why?

S: Because it's lame to wake up your kid to run home the sitter.

KO: Whatever. It may not make you the most responsible parent, but the O'Mearas do it all the time.

S: Nice way to speak of your best friends.