Tuesday, February 06, 2007

Top 5 Signs That it's Freakin' Cold

5. JT readily consents to wearing his winter coat and his mittens.
4. I turned on the furnace in my house.
3. Flannel toilet paper.
2. Female students' skirts actually larger than a postage stamp.
1. The window in my classroom is not open.
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2 comments:

  1. Shelley10:59 AM

    5) turning the key in my car's ignition is acccompanied by prayers

    4) Lake Carnegie completely frozen

    3) wardrobe is coordinated according to whether longjohns can be accomodated

    2) radio announcer chirpily tries to make 20 degrees sound like a heat wave

    1) five year old plaintively asks for soup for breakfast

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  2. kln1:17 PM

    1. try coming to lock haven pennslyvania.

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