Thursday, April 19, 2007

Real Life Conversations with Lucy the Kitten

Because my week hasn't been hectic enough, Lucy the kitten is in heat. Her constant yowling and so forth has been a lovely distraction from the bilge in the basement. And, as was bound to happen, J.T. began to ask questions about why Lucy was so loud. So, in simple detail, I explained that Lucy's body is telling her to make a baby kitten and that we don't need any more kittens and so she cannot do that. This has led to the following conversation between Lucy and J.T.:

Lucy: "Yowl, moan, yowl, moan......."

J.T.: " There will be no babies for you, Miss Lucy. No babies!"

It's a one-man abstinence campaign worthy of the Bush Administration.

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