Top Ten Activities of Lucy and Tiger while the Boy and Mama are Gone

1. Eat.
2. Drink water.
3. Sleep.
4. Grind their furry backsides into the quilt on Mama's bed.
5. Put their claws in the furniture and scratch until they can scratch no more.
6. Hang out with the bad kittens in the 'hood.
7. Howl at neighborhood birds (Lucy only).
8. Stalk the squirrel on the back porch.
9. Play videogames.
10. Meow like crazy (Lucy only).