Real Life Conversations with JT

The backstory: this is a conversation the boy and I had on Back to School Night.

Mama: How do you like my shoes?

JT: They are black.

Mama: Yes. And they tell the parents of my students, "Don't mess with Ms. Sassafras."

JT: No. They tell the parents that you won't be able to run very fast.

Apparently SOMEONE doubts the practicality of my black clogs.

At least Tiger is impressed.