Real Life Conversations with JT: Park Edition

The backstory: We're at the park; it has recently rained and some things are a bit damp. I am sitting on a bench reading a book when JT approaches with a very wet pair of shorts.

Mama: What happened to you?

JT: My bootie is wet.

Mama: I can see that. How did it happen?

JT: Apparently the tire swing was a no-go.

Obviously.