New Year's Resolutions: Cat Edition

Tiger and Lucy have finally sobered up from their New Year's Eve partying and have made a list of resolutions for 2009.

1. To finally make the jump from the stairs to the top of that lamp, where I will rule all who are below me.
2. Less stress; more time for relaxing on the warm radiators.
3. To figure out how to fill the food bowl without the help of that foul-mouthed, slow-moving woman who lives here with the very loud boy.
4. More laps. More blankets. Enough said.
5. Lucy's bed in 2008:
Lucy's bed in 2009:
Let that two-legged wench curl up on the pillow at the foot of the bed and see how she likes it.