I do not intend this phrase as some sort of Jersey euphemism (a la "sleeping with the fishes"). And I'm not discussing any new tell-all sports confessional book. No, sleeping with the National League is exactly what JT does every night, thanks to his National League sheets. Personally, I'm not sure I would want to fall asleep calculating ERAs and batting average.
Obviously, I'm not an 11 year old boy.
I'm guessing if you were an 11 year old boy this blog would be short on political insight, scintillating wit, stories of Jersey life and all the awesome recipes. But it would be a fairless endless cascade of sporting statistics and fart jokes.
ReplyDeleteI had New Kids on the Block sheets when I was 11. :-)
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