My Glamorous Life

Baseball season is upon us and I know this because when I open the hatch of my station wagon, I see this, stowed on the side of the trunk.

We are awash in baseball equipment but I don't find the bats, gloves, or catcher's equipment lying about.  Those are kept safe in a sports bag large enough to hold a body.  What I find lying about in the oddest of places are the athletic cups that keep the family jewels safe.  Don't be jealous, Internet.