Real Life Conversations with JT: That Blows edition

The backstory:  For years, JT could not blow his nose.  No matter how hard I tried, the skill escaped him.  By the time he was 10, he figured it out but not before multiple episodes of heartache and frustration.  I learned how to blow my nose a long time ago but my recent nose surgery left me unable to blow my nose.  I found it annoying.

Mama:  Oh my God, I wish I cold just blow my damned nose.

JT (calm and disinterested):  Why?  I couldn't blow mine for years and I survived quite nicely.

Obviously, this is a first-world problem and I should just suck it up.