The backstory: T and I talk our fair share of smack but when it all shakes down, we’re the well-behaved, law-abiding type. Given the trouble my mother had at the gates of Mother Russia, we planned to behave ourselves when it came time to enter Canada last week. Passports in hand, we approached the border patrol gate at Niagara Falls.
Canadian Border Patrol: Do you have any personal protection with you?
S & T: No, ma’am.
It took all of my self control to avoid blurting out, “I may have a tampon or two in my bag.” Something told me she wasn’t talking about that kind of personal protection and so I kept my big mouth shut.
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