Real Life Conversations, Part VII

JT: Mama, do you know what would be weird?

Mama: No son, I don't know what would be weird.

JT: It would be weird if I got a detention and you were the teacher in charge.

Mama: Yeah, that would be crazy.

JT: What would I do?

Mama: You'd be like everyone else – you'd have to sit there and do nothing for 45 minutes. It's very boring.

JT: It wouldn't be boring for me.

Mama (filled with dread): Why?

JT: Because I could think. And as long as I can think, I'll never be bored.