JT: I'm really pretty feminist, you know, Mama.
Me: Yes, son, I think you are.
JT: Why do you think that is?
Me: Well, you do have two moms.
JT: And two mom's girlfriends. I think it must be all the women in my life.
I've always said that if a boy with two moms can't make a woman happy, I don't know who can. Fellas, take note: my feminist son know how to charm the ladies.