Among the Uptight

Ken Cucinelli, a Virginia Tea Party Republican, the state's current Attorney General, and a candidate to be the state's next Governor, last week filed a petition to ask the 4th Circuit federal court to uphold the state's ban on consensual oral and anal sex.

That's right, Mr. Cucinelli is opposed to blow jobs.  There are a lot of jokes I can make about such a man.  All of them are tasteless and would surely offend the apparently prudish and sexually repressed Mr. Cucinelli.  So in the interests of good taste, I shall merely confine myself to saying this: WTF, Ken?

Pro-tip, Republican party: opposing the healthy sex lives of consensual adults is unlikely to be a winning political strategy.