The backstory: this is a conversation the boy and I had on Back to School Night.
Mama: How do you like my shoes?
JT: They are black.
Mama: Yes. And they tell the parents of my students, "Don't mess with Ms. Sassafras."
JT: No. They tell the parents that you won't be able to run very fast.
Apparently SOMEONE doubts the practicality of my black clogs.
At least Tiger is impressed.