Several disturbing events were in the news yesterday, all of them related to one of our best national embarrassments: Donald Trump. Trump announced his candidacy for the 2016 Republican nomination. That alone is cause for alarm. His primary qualification of the office seems to be his unique ability to get government financing and bailouts for his many ridiculous business ventures. In his announcement Trump pledged, “We need somebody that can take the brand of the United States and make it great again.”
So, we are no longer a nation guided by principles such as freedom and political quality. Screw that pesky nonsense and the constitution it rode in on. In Donald Trump’s America, we’re a brand in need of renewal. The end is nigh, people, and you can’t say that I didn’t warn you.