The backstory: After a busy week of moving and starting a new job, T was a bit out-of-date on the news so she was startled to see a newspaper with the headline that Donald Trump was running for office.
Me: He proposes to re-brand America. It’s really a selfless act on his part to save the nation from itself.
T: Fine. He gets the presidency and we get that he finally does something about his hair.
This might be a pretty good exchange, America. Don’t rule it out.