The backstory: In my government class, the students learn about Constitutional law, including the 1st amendment protection of free speech. All of my classes have recently learned about Supreme Court rulings on obscenity and pornography, which is not considered fully protected speech.
Me: It's 11:11, make a wish.
Student X: I wish we could talk more about porn.
Me: It's going to be a very, very long period, isn't it?
I survived. I can't wait until we get to the cases on privacy, which includes sodomy protections. That will be fun.