The backstory: My friends C and N are visiting from the prairie and we've been talking, laughing, and generally catching up. JT is around because, duh, he lives here. But it wasn't entirely clear to me how much he was listening until we dropped C and N at the train (they've headed to the city for the day) and JT and I had the following conversation.
JT: I've learned some new words in the past few days.
Mama (wary): Oh yeah?
JT: Oh yeah....what's a douche bag? I know it can't be good.
This, my friends, is some of the A+ parenting I bring to the table.