The backstory: JT was in my debt and had to come to the mall with me. Before we left the mall, I announced that we would stop in the Uniqlo store. Questions ensued.
JT: Why are we going in here?
Me: Because they have nice clothes for you and I think we should look at them.
JT: For me? You * know I don’t shop for my own clothes.
*True story, as I well know. JT does not enjoy shopping, preferring that new clothes magically appear when he needs them. As shopping with JT is like chewing glass, I have been known to indulge him in this preference.