Early in the school year, I volunteered to plan the June prom. Strictly speaking, it may not have been my best decision. But so far, things are going well. The time has come for the prom committee to select a theme for the prom. This is, apparently, a really, really important decision. Thus, my suggestions:
A Prom to Forget
Bad First Dates
Roller Derby-Laser Tag
If Somebody Hurls, Everybody Had a Good Time
Infections, Rashes and Other Distasteful Skin Conditions
A Night Out with White Trash (Shakira's objections duly noted)
Pimps and Whores
Everything is Coming Out Flannel: Lesbian Prom '07
2 comments:
Everything is Coming Out Flannel - I love it! Where do I sign up ;-).
I must be dyslexic on my old age... when I first read the title, I read "Inappropriate Porn Themes"!
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