Because my week hasn't been hectic enough, Lucy the kitten is in heat. Her constant yowling and so forth has been a lovely distraction from the bilge in the basement. And, as was bound to happen, J.T. began to ask questions about why Lucy was so loud. So, in simple detail, I explained that Lucy's body is telling her to make a baby kitten and that we don't need any more kittens and so she cannot do that. This has led to the following conversation between Lucy and J.T.:
Lucy: "Yowl, moan, yowl, moan......."
J.T.: " There will be no babies for you, Miss Lucy. No babies!"
It's a one-man abstinence campaign worthy of the Bush Administration.
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