The backstory: In my American Government class, we were talking about fund-raising innovation and I mentioned a current Obama Campaign effort: donate money to the campaign and the operation will enter your name into a contest to attend an Obama event to be held at George Clooney's house. You'd get to meet President Obama and Governor Mike Morris. I am a fan of both men and I was pretty excited. But one of the students found it unlikely that I was interested in George Clooney because, ahem, I play for the other team. I was just about to respond when student R interjected.
Student R: Have you seen the man? He's beautiful!
For the record, Student R is a young man, tall, conservative in personal habits. And yet one more reason to love my school.