Student D: You know, Ms. M, until you told me, I had no idea what sodomy was.
Me: Well, D, I confess, I'm not really sure how to respond to this revelation.
Student D: Yeah, I went home and told my mom. I don't think that she knew either.
Me: Let the record reflect that I just passed up the best lead ever for a "your mama" joke. I'm bigger than that, D.
Upon reflection, I'm wondering just what this mom thought when her boy came home to discuss sodomy and other things he's learned at school. I'm hopful it didn't happen at the supper table.