Real Life Conversations with JT: Relationship Skills edition

The backstory:  JT and I were at the mall to pick something up and we saw a man with a Sephora bag in his hand, headed for his car.

Me:  A dude with a Sephora bag.  You know what that means, don’t you?

JT:  It means he’s not in trouble anymore.

Ladies of the Internet, this boy has been raised right.