I see from their newsletter that the local university is hosting a free prayer day later this week. What a refreshing break from those costly, over-priced prayer vigils. Nice of God and his crew to be listening for free on one day this week.
Maybe it's free prayer in the free-range chicken sense - prayer that isn't force-fed in a too-small coop, then artificially pumped with vitamins. That would be stupid of them though - everyone knows processed, corporation-grown prayer is the best kind.
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"God and his crew?
Like he rolls up with his posse: G-Dog; J-unit; and Holy G in da house! Whup! Whup!
Holla.
UncM
Wow! Did they not implore folks to publish the St. Jude Novena in the newspaper? There's your media bias.
Maybe it's free prayer in the free-range chicken sense - prayer that isn't force-fed in a too-small coop, then artificially pumped with vitamins. That would be stupid of them though - everyone knows processed, corporation-grown prayer is the best kind.
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