If every one of you just skipped New Hampshire, then Romney's victory there, which looks like a sure bet in the light of current trends, would be hollow. Instead you could all go to South Carolina, where the weather is much nicer. The crazy among you (read: every single candidate save Huntsman) could then duke it out among the crazy faithful in the Palmetto state while Romney trudged through the snow and ice. He'd win the Granite State, of course, but he was going to do so anyway. As consolation, he'd be hampered in South Carolina (or be forced to spend his money there to be on the airwaves two weeks earlier).
Just a thought.
Update, for those of you who haven't heard about Rick Santorum's anal sex problem.