The backstory: I am involved in a multi-year project to select toenail polish colors that feature names which are not the least bit descriptive of the color. For example: Head Mistress, Foot Loose, and Jamaica Me Crazy are all "colors" I've had on my toes in the last year. T knows about this project and reminded me of it the other day when I texted her my concern about the name of a candle scent.
Me: Candle burning in this office is a scent called "copper kettle." I do not think that is a legit scent.
T: Oh sweetie, you are in no position to judge candle names since you choose nail polish by their exotic names……sorry to be the one to tell ya.