The backstory: T and I like to visit National Park sites and check out the historical displays. This past weekend, we rolled on over to one of the newest National Parks, the Paterson Great Falls National Park in Paterson, New Jersey, established in 2011 When Paterson was first founded by Alexander Hamilton in 1792, it was the nation’s first planned industrial city. Paterson would go on to become a prosperous town and early site of the 19th century American Industrial Revolution. In Paterson, the Labor movement got its start, including an 1835 textile worker’s strike that reduced children’s workdays from 13 and 1/2 to 11 hours (!). Industrial prosperity took the town through the 1940s; Paterson has long been a town of immigrant opportunity. These days, Paterson is struggling with some substantial poverty and that’s clear throughout the site of the fledgling national park. On our way out of town I saw a restaurant entitled, “Pappi’s Texas Weiner.”
Me: Pappi’s Texas Weiner? What is the deal with Texas Weiner places in New Jersey? (note: the phrase “Texas Weiner” is popular in the state for reasons wholly unknown to me).
Me (now ranting): And “Pappi’s”? There is no way I am eating in a place called Pappi’s. It just sounds sketchy.
T: I would have thought that the phrase Texas Weiner is the bigger problem. Though Pappi’s does sound like there will be a molestation in the bathroom.