While I was strolling the laundry aisle over at my local Target this weekend, I discovered that there is a brand of Gain detergent called Joyful Expressions. I kid you not. Now I like the smell of clean laundry as much as the next person, but Joyful Expressions? Really? I can't say for sure, because I haven't tried it, but I think the people over at Gain may be smoking a little crack.