The backstory: Though he can generally be relied upon to bath with soap, at times the boy seems to find washing up to be a waste of his time. To whit, the following post-shower conversation.
Mama: Did you use soap on your armpits when you bathed?
Mama: Maybe? As in maybe not? Because your armpits smell like onions.
JT: Well, Mama, that's just lucky for you, I guess.
Readers, I wouldn't call it lucky.