KO: I am bummed because these shoes I ordered from Talbots aren't coming in.
Me: What do they look like?
KO: I am hesitant to tell you.
Me: Okay.............maybe try Zappos? They have lots of shoes and you can search by brand.
KO: Yeah. But I want to search by animal print. Can you search by animal print on Zappos?
Me: Oh boy.
Note to shoe shoppers: Yes, as it turns out you can search by animal print at Zappos. Yet another reason that America is either a great country or going down the tubes, depending on your point of view.