Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Santa: Outsourcing

My son is 7 years old and he is in the 2nd grade. It's a nice age because he retains the charm of childhood even as he begins to develop reasoning skills. For this reason, Santa Claus is a complicated figure. JT very much wants to believe and I think that he still does believe. But he asks pointed questions: how is it that Mama promises to wake up if a bad guy comes in the house and yet she sleeps soundly through the night on Christmas Eve? The world is a big, big place: how does Santa get to every house on Christmas Eve?

This year's suspicion centered on just where it is that Santa gets his goodies. In our sometimes cold corner of the world, Santa frequently delivers the gift of fleece. Last year Santa brought a fleece vest. This year Santa left new fleece mittens and a new fleece hat in JT's stocking. Like many of the clothes worn in our house, all of the fleece items came from Lands' End.

"Oh," JT announced as he emptied his stocking, "Santa gets things from Lands End, just like you do. Mama , why don't the elves make these things for Santa?."

Obviously, this query called for a quick response. So I went with the obvious as I explained, "Santa has lots of things to make for people so he asks for help. And the nice people at Lands' End make good warm things like jackets and mittens so Santa must have asked them to make mittens and a hat for you."

He seemed satisfied with this explanation, but I think that I just accused Santa of outsourcing.

2 comments:

Chelle said...

Nice response Mama, this brings to mind two stories.

When I was in New Jersey at the beginning of December D asked if elves really exist. I replied that of course they do because they make the toys for Santa. He looked at me like I had horns and informed me that Santa buys the toys.

When I was about JTs age I made a ridiculously long and expensive Christmas list. I was told that I needed to choose one "big" present. When I challenged this by pointing out that other children I knew got more than one "big" present my mother explained that although Santa delivers the toys he does bill the parents for them the next year. Amazingly this worked.

Sharkb said...

Outsourcing, perhaps. Could be rightsourcing - since Land's End makes the hoof warmers for the reindeer, could just be a mutual expansion of the Santa branding to Lands End...