My friend Jaxter's backyard bambo project resulted in a bunch of homeless hostas. Aware of my hosta problem, J offered up her transplants to me. I could not say no (plants for free? DUH). So now I have more hostas than ever before, a grand total of six hosta beds in the front and backyard of my home.
Thanks to JT and my friend sb for the post-supper planting assistance.