Last month, my ears never perked up to the sounds of the sort of amusing student commentary that I collect for my entertainment and amusement. But November has delivered the funny and thus I present this month's overheard commentary.
"Where did you come up with this drug?" (Lest this place my school in a poor light, I hasten to note it was said in reference to a snack item obtained from the vending machines)
"Stop licking my computer."
And a conversation:
Student X: "If we save the environment, we cannot profit from it."
Student Y: "You suck, man."
And finally, me when speaking to student Z, who violated my no smelly food in the classroom policy:
"Dude, that chalupa smells."
This line got a lot of unexpected laughter from the students. I think that they were surprised I knew Student Z was eating a chalupa. But I did and he was.
Also of note: My new No Taco Bell in the classroom policy.