You May Be Seated

After 10 years of wrangling a bunch of half-assed repairs, my chair at school finally gave up the ghost.  Luckily, the final collapse didn't happen when students were in the room.

 I can't say that I am disappointed as the replacement chair is all sorts of awesome.  I jokingly refer to my desk as "the bench" and now I've a chair worthy of that joke.  If it grades final exams for me, it will be damn near perfect.