Real Life Conversations with KO: Equality edition

The backstory: I love Keen shoes because they are so comfortable.  My sister KO is convinced that a fondness for sensible shoes is one of the many signs that I am a lesbian. To which I respond, "guilty."

KO:  Wearing my red lace-up Keens today.  Hope I don't turn gay.

Me:  You can get married in 3 more states if that's how it plays out.  Or get elected to the Senate.  Both worth considering

KO:  It's about freakin' time.

Sassafras family values rule.