Me: Alarming discovery: I really like Katy Perry pop songs. Feel cool driving around in my station wagon playing her songs too loud. Somewhere in my head, I realize that this combination is anything but cool. Sign of old age is that I do not care.
KO: Her songs are very catchy. And, hey, she kissed a girl and she liked it so it's almost like you're the same person.
Me: Now that you mention it, we DO have a lot in common.
If you need me, I'll be at Sephora stocking up on cherry chapstick.