Stuff Uncle M Doesn't Get

As part of a semi-regular feature on the 4th of each month, I have decided to write up a little posting I'm calling, "Stuff Uncle M Doesn't Get." These are things that Uncle M knows he should appreciate; things in society that other people of Uncle M's age and education enjoy. But Uncle M doesn't get them.

This month: Broadway. Uncle M knows that other people appreciate these productions, but not Uncle M. He offers no excuses. He just doesn't get Broadway.

On the basis of this information, I think that we can conclude Uncle M is straight.

No doubt his wife, the Sassafras Sister, appreciates confirmation of this fact.

Happy Birthday, Uncle M!
(Uncle M with Murphy the lap dog)