Real Life Conversations with JT: Economy of Action edition

JT:  Next time you need to use the bathroom, go ahead and bring the newspaper with the picture of Chris Christie in with you.

Me:  Why?

JT:  Because we're out of toilet paper and we don't like him anyway.

Me:  Okay.  But why not head upstairs and get a replacement roll?

JT:  Why?  Do you need to use the bathroom now?

Me:  No.  But I might eventually need it.

JT:    Okay.  I'll get the toilet paper when you need it.

And then he returned to the game at hand.  True to his word, when the toilet paper was required, he did get it.  So, really, I have nothing to complain about.  And please note that the Christie recommendation reveals that his politics meet the family test.  But I was amused.