The backstory: JT and I have been watching a lot of college basketball and, as usual, this leads to discussions of places far, far away. So it is that he's become a fan of Jimmer Fredette and BYU. Utah was his state for the 4th grade state report and it seemed like the stars were aligned: he'll go to BYU for college! This raises some obvious concerns for his profane, liberal, unmarried, gay, mama.
Mama: They have some rules you won't enjoy.
JT: A dress code?
Mama: No. But they can't drink Coke and no swearing is allowed.
JT: Damn, I guess I won't go to BYU.
Dodged a bullet on that one, folks.
1 comment:
Was it the swearing or Coke?
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