JT: Bartolo Colon is suspended for 50 days.
Note: Colon is a player for another of Grandpa's teams, the hard-luck Oakland A's, who
are were actually having a pretty good season, in part thanks to Colon.
Mama: Jeez, what did he do?
JT (in a tone of knowing disappointment): Drugs. What else is there?
Hey ballplayers, kids are watching.