Real Life Conversations with T: GOP Convention edition

The backstory: When I read that New Jersey's loud and belligerent governor, Chris Christie, had been selected to give the keynote address at the Republican National Convention, I was eager to share the news with T.

Me:  Chris Christie is going to be the….

T:  Head jackass?

Me:  Yes, that's exactly what they call the keynote speaker at the Republican National Convention.  He's going to talk about the New Jersey economic miracle…..rising unemployment and the highest property taxes in the nation.

T: Oh, to be a rich bastard in New Jersey.  The living is easy.