Real Life Texts with T: Offensive Jersey Stereotypes edition

The backstory: On Wednesday, JT and I boarded our plane to New Jersey and it was immediately clear that my fellow passengers were a microcosm of the Garden State.  If you've been here, you know what that means.  If you haven't, I can't explain it without listing a range of stereotypes that will surely be found offensive by someone.  So you're going to have to trust me, Internet: this plane was all Jerseyed up.  I texted T with a report of conditions.

Me:  Plane is chock-full of Jersey trash so I will have a story or two to tell, I am sure.

T:  Say hi to Snooki & wash your hands twice.

And that's why she's the girl for me.